Letter to Santa

12-7-09 

Dear Santa,

          How are you doing?  You have a lot of gifts to give out.  Is Rudolph the Reindeer there?  I bet he has a shiny red nose.  I want a D.S. because my friends have them.  The color I want is red.  I think I am going to get lots of gifts.  I hope you have a great Christmas! 

From,

Elijah

The Funniest Story
2-16-10

One summer my brother went to the forest and he had a gun.  When he shot his gun he killed a bird.  But the funny part is that his pants fell down when he did this.  It was the funniest thing ever.  Everybody saw it.  He was running then he tripped.  Then we had to go home.  When I got back I told the story over and over.  That’s how funny it was.  That was the funniest thing I had seen or heard.